Researching to write historical fiction activated my pineal gland and infused my goblin essence with the holy spirit. I also write sci-fi. All of my books can be found HERE.

I can be reached at kyle.stiff79@gmail.com. All beef between gentlemen can be handled without violence.

St Cecilia and the Angels, 1836

St Cecilia and the Angels, 1836

5 responses to “About

    • It is BLOG OF BLOGS (hallelujah, hallelujah!) and THING OF THINGS (hallelujah, hallelujah!) for Kyle B. Stiff. I think you’re the only person who’s ever come to the “Who?” page. Everyone else goes for the donk vids, video game mythology stuff, and they go to the main page hoping that I will post naked pics of my tiny flawless body but then they end up getting into Demonworld. But yeah, no one ever comes to the “Who?” page. Can you blame them?


  1. This….is…the greatest who? / about page I’ve ever seen. I’m just…I’m in awe right now. You put the whole human experience into a webpage. Also, I applaud your image choice, I saved the first image to my harddrive and titled it “picture of human soul”… haha and for the record, this “Who?” page was the first page I visited after landing at your site! Hmm, weird, but I started my blog in January of 2011 also…after taking down some proto-posts that got like 8 visitors between sept-dec of 2010. Keep blogging, man!

    ps wtf’s the deal with contactshot above?… you were nice to him, but like…can you read, contactshot?


    • Hey Mr. Larson, sorry I waited five months before I replied to this! I’m notorious for neglecting to reply to comments. Thanks so much for your words; you are indeed as wise as a serpent. Among my ridonkulous collection of tabs I have opened, I’ve got your blog opened up and I can’t wait to learn about the mysteries of the new Pythagorean School. It looks interesting!

      As for getting views, I’m still trying to figure out how people get funneled toward or shepherded away from my blog. It took a long time to develop (we’ll say) X number of hits per day (on average). Then this famous fashionista called Gala Darling posted a link to my piece about Pee-wee Herman’s Big Adventure following the template of the major arcana of the Tarot, and I started to get a HUGE number of hits (my book sales never changed, though, since her audience is different from mine). I didn’t keep up with my blog and the numbers dropped steadily, then I got EVEN LAZIER about blogging and my numbers suddenly dropped off. After adding a few posts on a fairly regular basis, my hits have been going back up.

      In short, I think the best way to get readers is 1) don’t give up blogging, and 2) get a famous person to randomly post a link to your site. Beyond that, I know enough about blogging to fill a freaking thimble, so take my words for what they’re worth.


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