This nasty woman I know, Valerie Dahmersdottir, is giving away one of her erotic short stories on Amazon. I can’t tell if it’s highbrow or lowbrow, but it’s dirty as hell and free as balls. Where is it? Right here!

She’s a pretty good writer, too. Almost as good as me! I’ve looked at some other erotica, and I can’t help but notice that a lot of the characters are pretty much robots. The guys are all cocky, “take charge” simpletons, and the women are always continually overwhelmed or amazed or swept off their feet by something. I like how Valerie can write something hot as a dipthong without resorting to writing about sex between robots, like we usually find in this porno business!